TheDeadlySquid

@TheDeadlySquid@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Airbnb will now show users the total cost of their stay right away⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In future news, AirBnB has gone bankrupt due to lack of bookings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who would win in a fight, a Gorilla or a Bear of equal weight?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gorilla 💯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this picture idea immature?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget to bring giant lollipops and paint freckles on your faces!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you eat shrimp shells when eating shrimp?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shrimp tails if they’re fried.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If we give human names to dogs, do they give dog names to us humans?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dogs don’t even know they are dogs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good to exercise at home instead of gym?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I workout at home. I’ve hit an age where gyms are just filled with too many beautiful people and nobody wanna see this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking leeches⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same people will be looking for a govt bailout when the real estate market collapses.