nettle

@nettle@mander.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patch this Bish!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately the alpha roll-out had a major unpached bug causing a complete internal breakdown of the ethics and intelligence processing units in all those updated.

  Some hypothesis that as alpha men now have the processing capacity of an ant, they may soon evolve a hive-mind. As this would allow all mental prosesing to be outsourced to a singular fat orange queen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎵 🎶 🎵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Our young Tui are practicing right now, its so fun watching them barely be able to sing, sounding like a donkey while trying there best to imitate the melodic adults.

  Then they slowly grow up and learn new things until eventully they can perfectly imitate our car reversing beep, fooling us to think someone is stealing our car.