midnight_puker
@midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to conservative@lemmy.world | 4 comments
- Comment on White House Faith Office 4 weeks ago:
I’m a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.
- Comment on Body horror, the skull kid, the impending doom when you look up at the sky... 4 weeks ago:
Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don’t think I’ve been quite right since.
- Comment on Hope yall like screaming 4 weeks ago:
Hope y’all like avant garde blackened death jazz.
- Comment on Adults diagnosed with ADHD have shorter life expectancy, UK study shows 1 month ago:
Oh, thank goodness.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
It just fucking is, kiddo.
- Comment on HAIL SATAN 3 months ago:
Ave Satanas!
- Comment on Hood Classic 4 months ago:
I can’t remember the last time I experienced intense feeling of bone.
- Comment on [Discussion] The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You | Kimi no koto ga daidaidaidaidai suki na 100-nin no Kanojo - Chapter 194 4 months ago:
I swear, the naming conventions for anime and manga just get dumber and dumber.
- Comment on THE DEMONS 5 months ago:
This doesn’t seem like the work of demons to me. Seems pretty on brand for your christian god, though.
- Comment on Men: What sequence do you fellow to dry your body off after showering or bathing? 5 months ago:
Wash your ass better.
- Comment on Men: What sequence do you fellow to dry your body off after showering or bathing? 5 months ago:
Do you not wash your ass?
- Comment on Starbucks' new CEO will supercommute 1,000 miles from California to Seattle office instead of relocating 6 months ago:
I keep my cutlery sharp in preparation.
- Comment on Did you know??? 6 months ago:
Weasels are rambunctious little fuckers.
- Comment on Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job. 8 months ago:
Misney makes 'em pay!
- Comment on Eat the rich? 8 months ago:
I’d like to see a loaves and fishes kinda miracle performed with the bodies of these 8 men.
- Comment on I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades. 8 months ago:
Everything is less fun since I got clean.
