Batting1000
@Batting1000@lemmy.world
- Comment on i have a proposal 7 months ago:
To be fair, it’s really cold in Ireland. Radiator heaters don’t do much unless you really crank it up full blast. Then again, I spent almost a year there, alone, in a place with a broken heater and never had sex with anyone.
- Comment on Are you as smart as Ben? 7 months ago:
If you’re lucky enough to date a Ben, you don’t ask questions, either. I dated one. He left me for something called an Allison. 😞
- Comment on The numbers dont lie... and they spell disaster for you 7 months ago:
If you change that line in the middle to y=2, and restrict the domain and range on the other functions, you can have a circle that just contains a capital A. Just in case you want to know.
- Comment on Quite a talent 7 months ago:
Imagine being the king, and you’ve got that one friend you want to put on payroll, but their only claim to fame is farting.
- Comment on Forest Gump thought "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" because he was illiterate and couldn't read the little card. 7 months ago:
He wasn’t illiterate though. His character was just rather simple, and wholesome. I never thought his character was stupid, just perhaps autistic.
- Comment on Want to lose weight? Poverty can help! 7 months ago:
I’ve had this experience; the poverty, not ozempic. I didn’t have a job first year of college and basically starved. My BMI was under 18. Everyone said my eyes looked sunken.
- Comment on I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean. 7 months ago:
It would have to be Everclear, and of a high proof.