Fapper_McFapper
@Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee
- Comment on Former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard endorses Trump in the 2024 presidential race 2 months ago:
You, her, what’s the difference?
- Comment on Finding recent post comparing lemmy clients on how they view markup etc 2 months ago:
It’s probably not this one, mostly commenting so I can come back later if I find the correct one.
- Comment on Boeing Spacecraft: They'll never let you down! 2 months ago:
They’ll just have to make do with starlink satellites. Musk won’t mind.
- Comment on Boeing Spacecraft: They'll never let you down! 3 months ago:
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
- Comment on is it possible to be married and still feel lonely? 3 months ago:
Sometimes men like that just need cock. Some men find happiness between the folds of their favorite recliner, other just need a good old fashioned cock down.
- Comment on Some subreddits could be paywalled, hints Reddit CEO 3 months ago:
I did the same thing except I deleted all of my comments instead of replacing them. Not only did Reddit undo my deletion they locked me out of my account and no matter what I tried to do I was never able to gain ownership of the account again. Then they sent me letters asking me to buy into their shitty IPO. Fuck Reddit and a very special fuck you to spez.
- Comment on Elon Musk Begs Advertisers to Return as Twitter's Revenue Plunges 4 months ago:
But if I keep my mouth shut how will I assert that I am the most important human on the planet?
- Comment on Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sues Meta, citing chatbot’s reply as evidence of shadowban 5 months ago:
Line of succession and all that.
- Comment on Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sues Meta, citing chatbot’s reply as evidence of shadowban 5 months ago:
Correction, a man and his brain worm are having a conversation and accusing a company of action they are allowed to perform.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip 5 months ago:
Of fuck, you just reminded me of that commercial. HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
Thanks Obama!
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip 5 months ago:
Betcha he took a shower and forgot to put it in shower mode.
- Comment on Neuralink Co-Founder Suggests He Left Elon Musk's Company Over Safety Concerns 6 months ago:
Little advice for those getting this procedure. Do not forget to put your Neuralink in shower mode when you take a shower. You have been warned.
- Comment on Prime Video subs will soon see ads for Amazon products when they hit pause 6 months ago:
Where does it end? Toilet seat advertisements? Telephone poles that project advertisements onto your windows? Alarm clocks that wake you up at 2 in the morning to play an ad? Bathroom mirrors with built in ads? Advertisement screen when you’re trying to pump your gas? Shoes that play an advert when you tie them? Ads when you open your closet door? Floor tiles made of screens that play an ad when you walk near them? Coffins with built in advertising? A toaster that toasts ads onto your bread?
- Comment on Elon Musk goes ‘absolutely hard core’ in another round of Tesla layoffs 6 months ago:
Hey now, pussies are pretty fucking tough. They can stretch to allow for birth and then return to its normal shape and size. Whereas Elon is a fucking thin skinned snowflake incapable of handling the tiniest of criticisms.
- Comment on Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote 6 months ago:
Great, now I’m going to have to put my TV in car wash mode…
- Comment on SpaceX Employees Getting Wounded at Incredible Rates 6 months ago:
Same thing happened to me in Kerbal Space Program.
- Comment on We don't take kindly to waves of your type round here 6 months ago:
Looks like a poster for a Trump movie. Where Trump and his family are threatened by a huge rouge wave, possibly the biggest rogue wave never before seen. And so then, Trump summons his army of MAGA clowns to drive to Florida and shoot the wave into submission?
- Comment on Roku explores taking over HDMI feeds with ads 6 months ago:
Yeah it’s more of a kleptocracy I think.
- Comment on I'd just be glad they were happy together 7 months ago:
I got an eye infection just looking at the grout between the tiles.
- Comment on Roku explores taking over HDMI feeds with ads 7 months ago:
But would you like them on a train? Would you like them on a plane?