Fapper_McFapper
@Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee
- Comment on Elon Musk Begs Advertisers to Return as Twitter's Revenue Plunges 1 week ago:
But if I keep my mouth shut how will I assert that I am the most important human on the planet?
- Comment on Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sues Meta, citing chatbot’s reply as evidence of shadowban 1 month ago:
Line of succession and all that.
- Comment on Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sues Meta, citing chatbot’s reply as evidence of shadowban 1 month ago:
Correction, a man and his brain worm are having a conversation and accusing a company of action they are allowed to perform.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip 1 month ago:
Of fuck, you just reminded me of that commercial. HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
Thanks Obama!
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip 1 month ago:
Betcha he took a shower and forgot to put it in shower mode.
- Comment on Neuralink Co-Founder Suggests He Left Elon Musk's Company Over Safety Concerns 1 month ago:
Little advice for those getting this procedure. Do not forget to put your Neuralink in shower mode when you take a shower. You have been warned.
- Comment on Prime Video subs will soon see ads for Amazon products when they hit pause 1 month ago:
Where does it end? Toilet seat advertisements? Telephone poles that project advertisements onto your windows? Alarm clocks that wake you up at 2 in the morning to play an ad? Bathroom mirrors with built in ads? Advertisement screen when you’re trying to pump your gas? Shoes that play an advert when you tie them? Ads when you open your closet door? Floor tiles made of screens that play an ad when you walk near them? Coffins with built in advertising? A toaster that toasts ads onto your bread?
- Comment on Helldivers 2 Players Express Frustration On Steam As It Will Soon Require A PSN Account 1 month ago:
Maybe I missed it in the article but what is the reason for this? I was about to purchase the game this weekend but I’m not jumping through hoops to be able to play a game I paid for.
- Comment on Elon Musk goes ‘absolutely hard core’ in another round of Tesla layoffs 2 months ago:
Hey now, pussies are pretty fucking tough. They can stretch to allow for birth and then return to its normal shape and size. Whereas Elon is a fucking thin skinned snowflake incapable of handling the tiniest of criticisms.
- Comment on Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote 2 months ago:
Great, now I’m going to have to put my TV in car wash mode…
- Comment on SpaceX Employees Getting Wounded at Incredible Rates 2 months ago:
Same thing happened to me in Kerbal Space Program.
- Comment on Iran sentences rapper to death for supporting popular protests in his songs 2 months ago:
Goddamn Iran
- Comment on We don't take kindly to waves of your type round here 2 months ago:
Looks like a poster for a Trump movie. Where Trump and his family are threatened by a huge rouge wave, possibly the biggest rogue wave never before seen. And so then, Trump summons his army of MAGA clowns to drive to Florida and shoot the wave into submission?
- Comment on Roku explores taking over HDMI feeds with ads 2 months ago:
Yeah it’s more of a kleptocracy I think.
- Comment on I'd just be glad they were happy together 2 months ago:
I got an eye infection just looking at the grout between the tiles.
- Comment on Roku explores taking over HDMI feeds with ads 2 months ago:
But would you like them on a train? Would you like them on a plane?
- Comment on South Carolina mulls mystery $1.8bn in account: ‘We don’t know why it’s there’ 2 months ago:
Oh for fucks sake! My mistake. That’s my 1.8 billion, I fat fingered the account information. Would Soith Carolina be so kind as to return my money please, I’ll even provide a finders fee. Thanks in advance South Carolina!