Zozano
@Zozano@lemy.lol
- Comment on In assembly line horror The Cabin Factory, you search freshly-built holiday homes for ghosts 4 months ago:
I’m gonna go ahead and say there’s a twist. After a few mildly scary haunted houses you enter one, look around, everything seems normal, so you go to walk back to the factory, but wait, wasn’t the front door right there?
You start start looking around, disoriented, and notice the factory outside is dark, and it has trees inside?
Soon enough you start backtracking through rooms you were just in and notice note things have changed, but at least the door is back and it’s open, so you leave, condemn the house and move onto the next one.
Next house rolls up, but its the same house. You try to click the condemn button but it’s not working.
You look around the factory floor for someone to report this to, but the door which leads back to the rest of the facility has gone, and the house just sits there.
You try clicking on the approve button just to see what happens, and the house rolls away, and the next house, the same house, is back, door open, waiting for you.
- Comment on I just WON'T 4 months ago:
- Comment on If only 😫 5 months ago:
What’s slightly more continent Rudy Giuliani doing here? Does he work for Gaviscon?
- Comment on Honey 5 months ago:
The fact that he thought he won this “debate” and uploaded it is so embarrassing…
- Comment on Honey 5 months ago:
Not as fast as an ape turning into a human being.
- Comment on Honey 5 months ago:
Yeah, but, did you ever see an ape turn into a human being?
- Comment on Honey 5 months ago:
- Comment on Bethesda Believes Starfield Now Has "Its Own Fanbase" 5 months ago:
Bethesda, my dick has a fanbase of one.
- Comment on every damn morning 5 months ago:
Energy drinks are counter intuitive.
The first thing to understand is there is no such thing as a “sugar rush” in the sense of gaining a burst of energy. The crash though, is very real.
Your body has not evolved to process that much sugar, so it tries to store it, which itself is energy intensive, so consuming large amounts of sugar will make you lethargic.
If you need the burst of energy in the morning, drink black coffee. You’ll learn to love it as your palette develops.