Zozano
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- Comment on Steam announces game recording beta. 1 day ago:
Just for the sake of being fair, Steam does do one thing which is anticompetitive; they require publishers don’t sell their games for less than they do on Steam.
If you think about this for a moment you’ll realise it’s in the publisher’s best interest to agree to this.
- Comment on Steam announces game recording beta. 1 day ago:
One of the problems Epic has is that it is only a store front. Steam is a fully featured platform.
Epic, in their lawsuit, wants to break Steam’s store and platform into separate applications, so they can compete.
Sort of like how people want to have different app stores on their iphones.
Difference is: Steam has no restrictions in the first place. You can add non-Steam games to the client if you want. You can use Proton if you want.
Steam offers all of these features for free. What is the point in breaking them apart.
- Comment on PVKK Planetenverteidigungskanonenko - Official Announce Trailer | Games Baked in Germany Showcase 2 days ago:
Looks like Please, Don’t Touch Anything on steroids
- Comment on Steam announces game recording beta. 2 days ago:
It’s hilarious to me that Epic will never introduce features like this, and also complain Steam has a monopoly, as if they’re at all comparable
- Comment on Looks like something straight from Warhammer 40K 2 days ago:
I don’t know how Christians eat the flesh and drink the blood and don’t think anything other than “I’m in a fucking cannibal cult”.
- Comment on Looks like something straight from Warhammer 40K 3 days ago:
I don’t know how the Christians see this and think anything other than “this is some evil shit”.
- Comment on Help me out here 3 days ago:
Diabetes Stranding
- Comment on Help me out here 3 days ago:
**fungeon
- Comment on Is it generally safe to walk through a field of cows? 4 days ago:
“The veals”
I think they’re called calf’s until they leave the abattoir.
- Comment on The Steam Summer Sale is due this week and promises "deep discounts", whatever that means 4 days ago:
Maybe it’s a climate change joke?
- Comment on I used to be with it, then they changed what "it" is 2 months ago:
I’m old enough to experience slang which isn’t native to my generation. But let me just say, this current generations slang is the shittest in a long time.
Previous gen slang (fam, lit, yeet) was a 6/10
Current gen slang (frfr, no cap, rizz) is 2/10
Next gen has such a low bar to beat, it’ll be hard for them to fuck this up.
- Comment on Guys will meet him and just say "hell yeah!" 2 months ago:
Before covid everyone was shaking each others hands. I can guarantee you that not all the handshakes I’ve had were clean, because I sometimes didn’t wash my hands after having a wank.
- Comment on Guys will meet him and just say "hell yeah!" 2 months ago:
Maybe his timing was thrown out because some of them were ticks.
- Comment on This is at Jorvik Viking Center. 3 months ago:
Fun story for y’all.
I used to drink a lot of milk. I was a constipated teen. I took a shit one day, and to say it was anything short of awe aspiring wouldn’t do it justice. This thing was one solid thick rod sticking out of the water.
I called my stepdad to check it out. Naturally, he was so surprised he had to tell Mum to come over. A few minutes later we’ve got a whole family of six in a bathroom admiring my turd.
My stepdad claims to have uploaded it to ratemypoo.com, but there is no way I’m going to sift though that nightmare of a site to find it.
This day I learned our family was not normal.
- Comment on Elon Tusk 3 months ago:
I’m pretty sure there’s a Jokes community. That’s a good place to find them in the wild.
If you hit The Far Side, you’ve gone too far.
- Comment on Peak technology 3 months ago:
Epson is the only one for me, my beloved. She prints I’m black, when the colours are empty. She has simple and intuitive router pairing. She did not fucking explode a FUCKING INK CARTRIDGE ONTO MY FUCKING FACE I CANT KEEP THIS CHARADE UP I FUCKING HATE EPSON PRINTERS RRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
- Comment on Peak technology 3 months ago:
Fuck Epson, fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck Epson, Epson can suck my dick, Epson can lick my asshole, Epson can dance in traffic and go to hell. Fuck Epson.
- Comment on Never-before-seen Linux malware gets installed using 1-day exploits 3 months ago:
Yeah it sucks. Of course there are outlying situations where people are obliged to use shit software.
But for those with a choice, just don’t use shit software.
- Comment on xkcd #2905: Supergroup 3 months ago:
I would hope twenty one pilots are in the known pile, I’ve been a massive fan since Vessel.
- Comment on xkcd #2905: Supergroup 3 months ago:
For the uninitiated:
- 21 Pilots
- 5 Seconds of Summer
- 4 Non Blondes
- 2 Live Crew
- 100 Gecs
- 3 Doors Down
- 9 Inch Nails
- 1 Republic
- 1 Direction
- 30 Seconds To Mars
- Comment on Never-before-seen Linux malware gets installed using 1-day exploits 3 months ago:
I pay for ProtonVPN, and I still run my traffic through OpenVPN.
Hate to victim blame, but unless you’re going to audit every line of code yourself, don’t use obscure software.
- Comment on Australia self-reported 6th least happy country in 2023 3 months ago:
Mental State of the World Report asked participants to rate their mental health in 2023. Australians ranked among the least happy in general.
Specifically:
- 54/100 Mood and Outlook
- 53/100 Social Self
- 70/100 Adaptability and Resilience
- 66/100 Drive and Motivation
- 70/100 Cognition
- 62/100 Mind Body Connection
- Submitted 3 months ago to australia@aussie.zone | 4 comments
- Comment on I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace. 3 months ago:
It is objectively wrong to say 14 o’clock, because “o’clock” refers to the orientation of an analogue clock.
Saying “it’s nine in the morning” is redundant in a 24 hour system, because nine would never be anything other than that.
To say 'it’s nine hundred" reduces the ambiguity slightly (because you can’t really say o’clock).
If you simply say “it’s nine” then other people might ask “what’s nine?”
- Comment on I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace. 3 months ago:
Interesting.
I know people who prefer 24 hour clocks but use am/pm when expressing vocally.
- Comment on I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace. 3 months ago:
In real life though, when the clock reads 15:00, how do you vocally express that?
- Comment on I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace. 3 months ago:
Well, you could say “fourteen twenty” too.
But if “fourteen twenty” was a year we would think its “1420”.
Likewise, 1400 is “fourteen hundred” and not “14:00”
Some military standards make a lot of sense, there’s no problem adopting it if it’s clear.
- Comment on I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace. 3 months ago:
Since using AM and PM are essentially analogue standards, will people eventually stop saying “it’s two o’clock” when they mean “it’s fourteen”
- Comment on What are some good games with *zero* replayability? 3 months ago:
Awesome game. I was high on cannabis when I played it, and managed to beat it in one sitting about 10 years ago. I want to play it while high on shrooms, that would be even crazier.
- Comment on Cute :3 3 months ago:
It was a joke though, I was playing the Heel lol.