Zozano
@Zozano@lemy.lol
- Comment on I just WON'T 5 days ago:
- Comment on If only 😫 3 weeks ago:
What’s slightly more continent Rudy Giuliani doing here? Does he work for Gaviscon?
- Comment on Honey 4 weeks ago:
The fact that he thought he won this “debate” and uploaded it is so embarrassing…
- Comment on Honey 4 weeks ago:
Not as fast as an ape turning into a human being.
- Comment on Honey 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, but, did you ever see an ape turn into a human being?
- Comment on Honey 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Bethesda Believes Starfield Now Has "Its Own Fanbase" 1 month ago:
Bethesda, my dick has a fanbase of one.
- Comment on every damn morning 1 month ago:
Energy drinks are counter intuitive.
The first thing to understand is there is no such thing as a “sugar rush” in the sense of gaining a burst of energy. The crash though, is very real.
Your body has not evolved to process that much sugar, so it tries to store it, which itself is energy intensive, so consuming large amounts of sugar will make you lethargic.
If you need the burst of energy in the morning, drink black coffee. You’ll learn to love it as your palette develops.
- Comment on Move over Harambe 1 month ago:
Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.
- Comment on Move over Harambe 1 month ago:
First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.
Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.
Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
- Comment on Inadmissible 2 months ago:
- Comment on AskReddit 2 months ago:
New meta: be as specific as possible so that others think you’re being ironic.
- Comment on The mark 2 months ago:
- Comment on Cuttlefish 2 months ago:
Same
- Comment on biodegradable 2 months ago:
Ah… 2019… The year of the distortion memes.
You see, it’s funnier because the letters are being silly.
- Comment on BRO 2 months ago:
Like a violin
Lol
- Comment on Do lesbians like boobs as much as straight guys? 2 months ago:
Look, at some point, you gotta stop prefacing everything you say with a disclaimer which appeals to .01% of the population.
If you’re a biological female attracted to men and feminine breasts, the common shorthand is “bisexual”.
- Comment on stop 2 months ago:
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
- Comment on stop 2 months ago:
Meanwhile, the silent majority of vegans:
- Comment on Why is the community for Honkai Star Rail and Genshin Impact like this? 2 months ago:
I don’t care about her boobs, I just in desperate need a wind-type carry.
Tingyun better show up this patch.
Also what’s going on with Luocha?
- Comment on How do people in this day in age become nazis/neonazies sexist or even incels when there is so much knowledge against it? Do they get anything out of being that way? 2 months ago:
Unfortunately my experience is nothing short of common. Our current generation is the most tolerant in history, so naturally our parents will hold bigoted opinions.
If you want to hear a fascinating story, listen to Megan, who left the “God hates fags” church, and now tries to explain indoctrination.
- Comment on How do people in this day in age become nazis/neonazies sexist or even incels when there is so much knowledge against it? Do they get anything out of being that way? 2 months ago:
I know some people are born into these mindsets. I know what it’s like to have been raised by a bigot; indoctrinated thoughts are the hardest to change.
I am convinced a large part of the problem is some people prefer convenient answers which make immediate sense, as opposed to nuanced truths.
Could it be that racism creates conditions which lead to a higher frequency of situations which will reinforce racist stereotypes? Too much thinking involved, it makes more sense that the blacks are inherently different.
- Comment on Gearbox founder says Epic Games Store hopes were “misplaced or overly optimistic” 2 months ago:
“Famously, Steam does very little to earn the massive cut they take”
Must be why it’s so successful.
- Comment on Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp will end service in Nov 28 - but will transition to a paid offline app 2 months ago:
I always wondered this myself.
I think I remember reading a while ago that apps need to be updated occasionally to comply with .apk guidelines.
This is presumably dependant on which permissions the .apk requests. So a simple calculator app wouldn’t need to be updated, but the calculator plus app, which tracks my blood pressure, how many glasses of water I’ve drank, and my semen count, would need to be updated occasionally to comply with Google’s privacy policies.
- Comment on If "Master/Slave" terminology in computing sounds bad now, why not change it to "Dom/Sub"? 2 months ago:
Put me in the screenshot
- Comment on If "Master/Slave" terminology in computing sounds bad now, why not change it to "Dom/Sub"? 2 months ago:
Oh man, wait till they hear about how I riced both my master and slave servers. I threw so many RGB LEDs on them, they look like recipients of a Fukoshima clown bukkake.
- Comment on Atrenborough 2 months ago:
He’s 98 years old.
I know I won’t be ready, but at least I won’t be alone.
It saddens me that nobody (probably in all of history), has witnessed as much destruction as him.
And he’s STILL fighting.
- Comment on Lemmy devs are considering making all votes public - have your say 2 months ago:
Go a step further,
Make it mandatory to comment if you vote.
!I don’t really mean this, but can you imagine!<
- Comment on Microsoft boosts Windows’ FAT32 partition size limit after nearly three decades 3 months ago:
Microsoft can suck my FAT32mm Micropenis
- Comment on Actors demand action over 'disgusting' video game sex scenes 3 months ago:
Mass Effect, The Witcher, San Andreas Hot Coffee Mod, Sega Bass Fishing 2, Cyberpunk 2077.
It’s pretty common.
