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Meanwhile, the soldier with ADHD, thinking clearly for perhaps the first time: “Wait, are we the baddies?”

Gatling gun go brrrr

Praetorian guard: Being emperor is now a subscription service.

I think gold and silver are bigger culprits

Mexico : Piss filter :: Medieval : shit filter

I read somewhere that the reason Churchill became prime minister was because when we was the Foreign Minister, he never trusted Hitler from the beginning. He knew that Hitler was known to break agreements and thus could not be trusted, while the rest of the British parliament ignored him and believed that Hitler won’t do anything if he’s not provoked.

It was only after Germany invaded Poland that the British parliament finally believed him and he rode that support to become prime minister.

I think it was more like 7 years, not 20.

Here you go https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Nobel_disease#.28In.29famous_victims_of_disease

Not as bad as the year 46 BC

Caligula too. Take that, Neptune.

“Welcome to Jackass”

More context https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zouFjgkE_4Y

"Don’t real”?

Nvm, just saw the candy can and the weird hat.

Looks like Justinian

Ah yes. Just like the I-didn’t-understand-the-question animal in Australia.

Didn’t they also grind mummies to powder?

“Are you on a “roll”? Ahahahahah”

Some people still have traces of Neanderthal DNA. Wonder how that happened.

Reads like the charge of the light brigade during the Crimean war but more stupid.

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Yeah I was thinking “heretic” but wrote “witch” for some reason. Fixed it now.

I made this when I was severely sleep deprived, I was thinking heretic but my brain wrote witch. Sorry about that.

I’ll fix it later.

Edit: Fixed it

These are RWBY characters I think

Technically nobody knows what Jesus looked like.