The_EMH

@The_EMH@startrek.website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps having her name misspelled will give her a miniscule taste of what I deal with every day. But, I suppose I should amend the error.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I am a very busy man, but perhaps a meeting with my fans would be beneficial for everyone. I have been fine tuning on my opera subroutines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well of course its in my voice, who elses voice would it be?

  (Breaking the bit for a moment, thanks! I spent a lot of time rewriting it to try and fit the way the doctor talks)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Now, I really should be going. I don’t want to miss my tee time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  A small error, brought on by my new fantasy subroutines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Why, its 2376, of course. Are you feeling ok? Lets get you down to sickbay for a physical.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Though I have been adding fantasy subroutines to my matrix, this PADD has been delivered to Captain Janeway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Quadrant? New Rules⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Due to my own fantasy subroutines exposure to an alien disease of an, ahem, intimate nature, I prescribe short skirts or dresses at all times, for all crew members.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Captain please, I’m a sentient being! This is unethical! I protest! Chakotay, stop her, immedi-

  What is the nature of the medical emergency?

• To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager
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