CaptainMcMonkey
@CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world
- Comment on HP CEO pay for 2023 = 270,315 printer cartridges 10 months ago:
Holy shit, ordering the wrong batteries was the icing on the cake.
- Comment on As requested 10 months ago:
That tracks. Celebrity stuff usually annoys me, so I avoid news about it. There’s just been too many Swift Plane jokes to ignore lately.
- Comment on HP CEO pay for 2023 = 270,315 printer cartridges 10 months ago:
Tony scratched his neck, his high visibility vest making him itchy again. He took off his bright yellow hardhat, and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Now cradling his hardhat under one arm, and a clipboard in his hand, he sidled over to the rich prick. “Look, Enrique, I really need you to sign the…” He paused for a rattling rumble, as a dump truck disgorged another load of printer cartridges onto the front lawn. “…Pink copy of the bill of lading. It confirms the delivery was made, and my drivers can get paid.”
Enrique sputtered, fuming. “ What the hell am I supposed to do with this?“ He said, gesturing at the small hill nearly obscuring his mansion.
“ Well…” Tony grunted. “ You better hope that some of these loads have magenta, otherwise these piles of cyan and yellow are totally useless.“
- Comment on y'all get gamer leg too? 10 months ago:
Is this inevitable for some people? Or is this what happens when it goes untreated?
- Comment on As requested 10 months ago:
OK the memes were funny at first, but is it starting to feel a little astroturfy in here? Like, is her telling everyone they need to vote actually that scary for establishment politics?
The private plane thing is definitely hypocritical, but we’re singling her out from every single celebrity that also does that. Maybe I don’t follow her story close enough to know why, but it seems like the only thing that makes her different from the other celebrities is that she made conservatives mad about voting, and young people like her?
- Comment on y'all get gamer leg too? 10 months ago:
I know y’all are joking, but seriously, what is going on here?
- Comment on Clean energy could be 'closer than ever' after a nuclear fusion machine smashed a record 10 months ago:
Wait, how big IS a football field?
- Comment on Um. I choose cow. 10 months ago:
I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario.
- Comment on They're good dogs, Brent 11 months ago:
What is Purebred, If it’s not just inbred with paperwork the paperwork to prove it?
- Comment on Could Superman cook a batch of chilli so spicy that he couldn't eat it? 11 months ago:
Depends. He is indestructible and, as far as I know, not a renowned chef. Cooking with ingredients that you actually put in food should be totally safe for him.
He might be able to find some kind of exotic alien substance that could cause some physical pain, but at that point, is he really cooking? Or just adding something painful to food?
Sidenote, he could probably find some kind of kryptonite that would disable his powers for a meal.
- Comment on Why not launch an immense amount of nuclear heads in a far planet like Venus or Mercury, just for fun? 11 months ago:
Personal opinion though: It would be an absurdly expensive way to taint future study of any place we nuke, especially if we want any hope to find any type of life on another planet.
I really hope we find something on Europa or Titan. Both have water and heat, so maybe they’ve got something next to a seafloor vent or something.
- Comment on Why not launch an immense amount of nuclear heads in a far planet like Venus or Mercury, just for fun? 11 months ago:
We thought about it, but then we signed a treaty or two that cancelled the project.
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- Comment on What's the deal with buying single cans out of a multipack at a bottle shop? (Australia) 1 year ago:
Fair enough.
- Comment on What's the deal with buying single cans out of a multipack at a bottle shop? (Australia) 1 year ago:
These items are usually marked “not for individual sale“. I’m pretty sure what you are witnessing is people just stealing things. (At least some of the time, But smaller stores do break those “not for individual sell” rules too).
If you’re not sure, just asking an employee.
- Comment on Asking ChatGPT to Repeat Words ‘Forever’ Is Now a Terms of Service Violation 1 year ago:
pines
- Comment on Maybe ghosts are real, but since they're incorporeal they're unaffected by gravity and get left behind in the void of space 1 year ago:
Relative to what, though? A lot of lore has ghost tied to locations on earth, which are typically fixed places. I guess if there was some kind of astology ghost tied to certain stars it might rocket off in some unexpected way.
Maybe that could be a tool in some exorcist’s bag. Convince a ghost it’s tied to some stars, and trick it into changing its frame of reference.