iamanurd

@iamanurd@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If I breathe more, would I lose more weight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, I can put physical objects there? I’ve been storing all of my stuff in the real world like a dummy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FTC investigates “tech censorship,” says it’s un-American and may be illegal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  DOGE will soon make cuts there…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is it wrong/selfish to cut contact with my trump-supporting father?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I pretty much did the same when my dad kept trying to push his politics on me during the last trump presidency. It sucks, but at the end of the day I’m a happier person. Hope they get their shit figured out.

  Hope you find the same.

  ❤️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almost the entire US South is now being blocked by Pornhub⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Indiana isn’t the south, but might as well be. Oh well, at least I have a vpn. (Queue pornhub intro)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little guy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve also been jizzed on as well.

  Also by a fish?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how did you master splits (for flexibility)?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Once you pop, well, you kinda stop⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My first thought as well