iamanurd
@iamanurd@midwest.social
- Comment on How is it to have very bright skin in America? 14 hours ago:
Gets me every time too.
- Comment on How is it to have very bright skin in America? 15 hours ago:
Depends on the van. Were you offered candy?
- Comment on How is it to have very bright skin in America? 4 days ago:
If the bright color is white, you’re probably ok. I say probably because shit is extra weird right now. As I understand it, the darker colors risk being “deported@ and by deported, I mean being sent to concentration camps in other countries.
I never would have thought the above sentences would be typed by someone in a rational frame of mind, but… here we are in 2025.
As delightful as you sound, my advice would be to not visit us. We’re in a dark place. While I’d love to meet people like you, we don’t deserve it right now. Shame on us.
- Comment on The first folding e-reader is smaller than a paperback 1 week ago:
Haha, fair enough.
- Comment on The first folding e-reader is smaller than a paperback 1 week ago:
Can I interest you in a library?
- Comment on I don’t know what to do with this coworker. 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, I remember a bunch of these posts as well. OP, by all means follow the advice of the people below relating to this issue, but I think you should also take an introspective look at yourself and ask how you can be a better coworker. I don’t think you’ll ever be happy until you do.
- Comment on If you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be? 3 weeks ago:
If I breathe more, would I lose more weight?
- Comment on YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life. 4 weeks ago:
Wait, I can put physical objects there? I’ve been storing all of my stuff in the real world like a dummy.
- Comment on FTC investigates “tech censorship,” says it’s un-American and may be illegal 2 months ago:
DOGE will soon make cuts there…
- Comment on is it wrong/selfish to cut contact with my trump-supporting father? 2 months ago:
I pretty much did the same when my dad kept trying to push his politics on me during the last trump presidency. It sucks, but at the end of the day I’m a happier person. Hope they get their shit figured out.
Hope you find the same.
❤️
- Comment on Almost the entire US South is now being blocked by Pornhub 3 months ago:
Indiana isn’t the south, but might as well be. Oh well, at least I have a vpn. (Queue pornhub intro)
- Comment on Just a little guy 5 months ago:
I’ve also been jizzed on as well.
Also by a fish?
- Comment on how did you master splits (for flexibility)? 5 months ago:
I didn’t.
- Comment on Once you pop, well, you kinda stop 5 months ago:
My first thought as well