Absolutemehperson

@Absolutemehperson@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta deletes Al Jazeera presenter’s profile after show criticising Israel⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  *Can *people actually criticise Israel and get away with it? Hasn’t been the case for the past decade or even more. This is hardly news.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI confirms that AI writing detectors don’t work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  mfw just asking ChatGPT to write an undetectable essay.

  Later, losers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asteroid behaving unexpectedly after Nasa's deliberate Dart crash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Bah, what are we paying those nerds for anyway? Just math it out!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cerabyte Ceramic Storage Poised to Usher in 'Yottabyte Era'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Smash that like button!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porn is harder to access⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And I am the world leading expert in yuh uh, so there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I tame my frustration toward my aging parents?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My blood is full of it, I’ll be fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI-generated child sex imagery has every US attorney general calling for action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And everyone pointing that out gets downvoted into oblivion, rofl. I hate the internet and the sick degenerates on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA finally admits what everyone already knows: SLS is unaffordable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  People in the middle east won’t bomb themselves you know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s the Bare Minimum Number of People for a Mars Habitat?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  PO-TA-TOES

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do email scammers spoof my email?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d also gotten a few fake Amazon fliers form like “vape demon69 dot com”

  That’s obviously legit. Didn’t you know it’s illegal to lie on the internet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You Need to Update Your iPhone [if you have one], Right Now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So the hacker hacks your phone with his mind?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senate confirms Biden FCC pick as 5 Republicans join Democrats in 55-43 vote. Anna Gomez confirmation means "FCC can act swiftly to restore net neutrality."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So we’re having American news shit everywhere now? Fantastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨India launches space mission to the sun a week after moon landing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  ITT: Triggered americans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the United Kingdom rejoin the European Union?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk about you but I’m not letting Boris anywhere near my dong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not just you — no one is posting on social media anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So? Jumping in a volcano is completely harmless if you dive in the right way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do Multivitamins actually do anything?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Multivitamins are pretty much like the train to Hogwarts. They only work if you believe they work!