TotalFat
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- Comment on Stars 3 weeks ago:
Looks like it’s holding a bag baby. Awwww!
- Comment on Hey, smoothbrain! 3 weeks ago:
If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…
- Comment on Stop Wasting Pumpkins! 5 weeks ago:
Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!
- Comment on #notaseagull 5 weeks ago:
Sure, but ananananas-pen doesn’t have quite the same ring now does it?
- Comment on Baidu CEO warns AI is just an inevitable bubble — 99% of AI companies are at risk of failing when the bubble bursts 1 month ago:
Magic Eightball
- Comment on Honey 1 month ago:
Let me get my milking gear. For the tiny udders.
- Comment on Opened an old scientific instrument to see if it works... 1 month ago:
Hey I just remembered thirty years ago I worked at a car dealership. Anyway you could pay extra for all the chrome emblems to be gold plated. It’s cheap and easy to do. You etch the chrome with acid. Then i think there was some sort of rapid electroplating entirely to deposit the gold layer from a solution.
Your thingy has already been acid etched and gold is an excellent conductor! I would use this method unless you knew someone that has the kit, or you were thinking about it as a hobby anyway.
- Comment on Opened an old scientific instrument to see if it works... 1 month ago:
Lots of good suggestions already, but you could also try oxalic acid aka Barkeeps Friend. It’s pretty mild and works wonders on metals.
- Comment on Telegram is exposing their users privacy. 1 month ago:
In the US, agents must petition a judge for a search warrant. If granted, the agent may then compel an IT company to produce. If they are able, they must comply. It isn’t up to the CEO to decide what he feels US right.
Look for services that allow your data to be encrypted, but it must also clearly state the service provider does not have the encryption keys – you do. Apple does this, I believe.
- Comment on What? 2 months ago:
A sphincter says, “what?”
- Comment on The Signal 2 months ago:
That should be the title as well
- Comment on bwird of paradise 2 months ago:
Are you suggesting it be renamed “Hitchcock’s The Birds, of Paradise”?
- Comment on Rose Finch 2 months ago:
Rhinocedog
- Comment on Sprocket: Tank Design is such a fun game! 6 months ago:
Makes me think of an Ikv 65.
- Comment on True Love 7 months ago:
If you squint, it looks like a strawberry and cream cheese Danish.
- Comment on [OC] I (For real) remastered all of Starcraft's Terran themes. What game music should I remaster next? 7 months ago:
Ultima III and/or Alternate Reality: The City, based on the C64 versions.
- Comment on Texas Attracted California Techies. Now It’s Losing Thousands of Them. 7 months ago:
Texas also sits next to a very warm body of water. Swimming in it is like bathing in a pool of hot sweat. The humidity is off the charts. I could get a general read on the comfort level by which direction the planes were landing and taking off. They always head into the wind. One direction meant high temps plus high humidity, and the other meant less off both due to a cool front blowing in from up north.
California has the opposite. Sure most of it is a desert, but the cool Pacific Ocean cools the air and contributes a lot less humidity.
- Comment on Hallmark 8 months ago:
His character in Elf makes much more sense if you consider it to be a sequel to Misery.
- Comment on Just thinking about what to cook 8 months ago:
Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the “moat.” Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams “meat feast” while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.
- Comment on All the excuse needed 9 months ago:
Straight out of Reno 911
- Comment on happy sun 9 months ago:
Just pray it doesn’t sneeze…
- Comment on Call me for all your home design needs. 9 months ago:
Some of us work hard and pay good money for a fine meal… I’m not putting that down the drain!
- Comment on Steam has now officially stopped supporting Windows 7, Windows 8, and Windows 8.1. 11 months ago:
No big. Just run everything in compatibility mode and pick Windows 10 or 11.
/s
- Comment on UK plan to digitise wills and destroy paper originals "insane" say experts 11 months ago:
Did they learn nothing from Doctor Who?
- Comment on Let's get Disturbed 11 months ago:
Stupid sexy Tinman.
- Comment on What's wrong with 'eggs'? 11 months ago:
You know what? Chicken butt!
- Comment on easy as π 1 year ago:
22/7
- Comment on Time for tacos 1 year ago:
Flat iron steaks
- Comment on That's a moray! 1 year ago:
It was a goblin shark, but this seems more relevant…
- Comment on More than 100 dolphins dead in Amazon as water hits 102 degrees Fahrenheit 1 year ago:
Dolphin sous vide