GoosLife
@GoosLife@lemmy.world
- Comment on Veggie 3 weeks ago:
Why did i read that whole card in Elvis’ voice
- Comment on Is "disk" just a different spelling of "disc" or are they actually different words? 2 months ago:
And if it reads 70s music records, it could be a disc disk disco drive!
- Comment on Actors demand action over 'disgusting' video game sex scenes 2 months ago:
Well, she didn’t do the scene.
- Comment on Butterdog, the inverse 4 months ago:
The inverse of what?
- Comment on Why are quantum computers these gorgeous golden chandelier 4 months ago:
That’s her exhaust fan, you pervert!
- Comment on How Much Money Do Americans Have in Their Bank Accounts in 2024? 4 months ago:
Why don’t all three of us pool all of our savings, then split it among us? That way, we will each have 2 dollars.
- Comment on Do other languages have similar acronyms to 'tbh', 'imo', 'smh', etc? 4 months ago:
I always read it as *griner griner*, even though i know it was supposed to be griner godt lol.
I feel like the difference between good game and laughing would be the asterixes.
- Comment on Do other languages have similar acronyms to 'tbh', 'imo', 'smh', etc? 4 months ago:
I remember this GG ^^
And then you gotta type your smiley faces with a nose :-D
- Comment on Automation 4 months ago:
Conventionally attractive white people, stealing all your jobs!
- Comment on Not to mom shame... 4 months ago:
That is a genius conclusion.
- Comment on I don't know which one of you needed this information, but you're welcome. 5 months ago:
Without looking up the lyrics, i cannot tell if you’re making this up or these are the actual lyrics.
- Comment on Am I supposed to ask stupid questions here, or *not* ask stupid questions? 6 months ago:
I’m So Meta Even This Acronym
- Comment on xkcd #2931: Chasing 6 months ago:
“Convoy Lead, this is Echo Three. Visual on Tango Ice at grid two-four-niner by one-seven-five. Heading east on Maple Avenue. Initiating pursuit. How copy, over?”
- Comment on USA: The Minimum Wage Should Be $24 per Hour Not $7.25 6 months ago:
I’d vote for you
- Comment on Quite a talent 7 months ago:
Last week, I was watching a live taping of a comedy podcast, where a couple of journalists tell crazy stories from history.
They were doing the story of serial scammer, Frank Abergnale, aka the guy Leonardo DiCaprio plays in Catch Me If You Can. The problem with this story is that Frank Abergnale might be full of shit in his own right, as the only source for much of his story is based on his self-biography, which is very likely not true.
The hosts take turns researching and telling the stories, while the other one listens. This week, the storyteller was the lactose intolerant guy. So, because he knew his story was gonna be a lot of bullshit, he had brought a packet of 18 cheap cheeses. So if the listening host got a whiff of this being a lie, he would be able to call bullshit, and the storytelling host would have to eat one of the cheeses as punishment on behalf of Mr. Abergnale.
All this to say that this comment made me realize, we still have jesters and flatulists today. We just call them comedians and podcast hosts.
- Comment on Quite a talent 7 months ago:
This is the kind of material the king is looking for. How are your farts?
- Comment on Quite a talent 7 months ago:
Or good, depending on how gross the king is
- Comment on English may be a hot mess but at least we don't have to worry about this nonsense 8 months ago:
So, what I am hearing is:
La washing machine = washing machine
Le washing machine = industrial washing machine
- Comment on What are these plants called? 9 months ago:
Yes that’s what animals and mushrooms have in common.
- Comment on What game fits this? 9 months ago:
How would it feel to just uninstall?
- Comment on Microsoft sneaks ads into the new Outlook for Windows 9 months ago:
You should note that this was a Gmail feature that is now made available by a bunch of email providers, but you might wanna check that you do indeed get your emails delivered to plus addresses before you rush out to change your contact info everywhere.
- Comment on Elon Musk's X claims it's now a 'video-first platform' as it tries to reverse an advertiser exodus that has cost it billions in value 10 months ago:
I’ve thought of it many times and it hasn’t helped me for shit
- Comment on I can't argue with his point. 10 months ago:
Looks great mate, no one would notice if they don’t know.
Also I think the template in itself is funny in an anti joke kind of way where you expect him to be protesting something but then he’s just holding up an empty piece of cardboard really passionately lol.
- Comment on [deleted] 10 months ago:
Me, looking at my toilet like ???
- Comment on puzzling 10 months ago:
if (true) { Big(); }
(SonarLint: Remove this expression which always evaluates to “true”)
- Comment on Always look on the bright side of life 10 months ago:
The Scandinavian system works …ucsf.edu/norways-humane-approach-prisons-can-wor…
- Comment on The Day Before Servers Shutting Down Next Month, Leaving Game Active for Just 45 Days - IGN 10 months ago:
Steams most wishlisted game that had an intricate story of weird events and eventually suffered an early demise after a chaotic release? You bet.
- Comment on Do "chest pillows" hurt for women to do? 10 months ago:
Mom and Dad staring incredulously as family dinner takes a very unexpected turn.
- Comment on You may want to sit down 11 months ago:
I call my WAPs wet ass pussies to a degree where I’m worried I’ll accidentally do it in front of a customer some time lol
- Comment on Same. 11 months ago:
CRAZY?
I WAS CRAZY ONCE
THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM
A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS
AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY
CRAZY?
