tyrefyre

@tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro 😭😭⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Right. I’m calling out the person in the screenshot who compared it to arms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro 😭😭⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So what you’re supposed to cut your arm off to support a one armed friend?

  Cut it out!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So bad it was actually entertaining⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like if you applied to work there it was because you wanted to be able to berate the customers. While they may be required to do it if they want to do it, then it’s the same as if they did it on their own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bringing this one back for today...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they meant who is in the photo. Everyone knows who Selena is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Cybertruck Owners Who Drove 10,000 Miles Say Range Is 164 To 206 Miles⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but how long did it take you to refuel your metro? Surely it wasn’t faster than a few hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Cybertruck Owners Who Drove 10,000 Miles Say Range Is 164 To 206 Miles⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey Elon stole my plans where I drew this exact thing the very first time I ever tried to draw a car. I think I was 4.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh yeah⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the leg rest and handle to raise them? This will go so well in my carpeted bathroom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a good thing they aren't in charge of adult toys...⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They should put what they are called in the electrical world to help drive home the point. “Suicide cords”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unreal body standards⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah, she’s a 10 all right, she has those arms that just go for days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that SLS, an ingredient added to most commercial toothpastes, causes canker sores⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I notice they heal faster when brushing twice a day but absolutely do not brush the actual sore. I use listerine which absolutely burns like a cigarette being pushed directly into it. But after a minute or so it gets overloaded with pain I guess and stops hurting for a few hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop here, buddy. The cool girls are on the right⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, Toonces, do be careful driving

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trust me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Dammit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A shitpost for artists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, we don’t say “colored” any more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Garçon!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Red, white, and grape

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Defense Job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  No, pony, he’ll like that!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Images of Elijah Wood, Peter Dinklage, and Kevin Bacon in 'The Toxic Avenger' Reboot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fuck, he didn’t drop the ring in after all. He’s still got it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your current read? 31 August 2023⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Gate of the Feral Gods. Dungeon Crawler Carl book 4. This is my first Reread of the series to have it fresh in my mind when book 6 Audio book comes out in a few days. I need to hurry up.