Inhalable sensors? Maybe they did put a tracker in the COVID vaccine!!! (/s)
Inhalable sensors could enable early lung cancer detection
Submitted 9 months ago by kinther@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
https://phys.org/news/2024-01-inhalable-sensors-enable-early-lung.html
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Inhaling sensors probably gives you cancer though.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They probably don’t even really work as sensors they just know that you for sure have cancer after you inhale it so it looks like a 100% success rate.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My gun detects bullet holes.
specseaweed@lemmy.world 9 months ago
coughs between drags
yea prolly. fuck that.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s sad how accurate that actually is for a lot of people when it comes to them criticizing shit.
Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s the easiest theory to jump to.