Classic
Student names that really exist in my local area: “L-A” (pronounced “Elldashah” and Hazmat (shortened to Mat). Not had a Bobby Tables yet, but getting that dash into Eldashahs name was a difficult task, I am told.
Exploits of a Mom
Submitted 11 months ago by ChiefSinner@lemm.ee to xkcd@lemmy.world
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Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve heard so many claims of Ladasha and Elldasha, along with reports of Lamonjalo and Orangelo. I’d expect them to be more prevalent with so many people reporting they know one.
palordrolap@kbin.social 11 months ago
Allegedly real names that didn't break a database so much as people's brains:
Female (fe-MAA-leh) - the story goes that the mother didn't know the word "female" or didn't know it was spelled that way, so assumed the nurses named the child for her.
Ampersand (pronounced as the regular word) - the mother liked the sound of it, and well, IMO, it does have an "Amber" + "Amanda" + "Sandra" kind of ring to it (Not now, Lou Bega).
Shithead (shuh-THEED) - there may be at least two people with this name, or else I've heard the same urban legend / of the same person from two different directions. That is, I had heard of this name prior to chatting online with someone who claimed to have met a person by this name.
In before someone posts the Key & Peele sketch.
Lamedonyx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
To be fair, [Gaylord is an actual name](en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_(given_name\)) that exists, and yet, you probably don’t know any.
Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Dunno, teachers meet a lot of students, seems likely to me that a lot of us would encounter the same kid and not forget her.
McFarius@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no evidence that anybody has ever named a child la-a. My mom used to tell this story all the time, and I believed her for years that this was a real name until I googled it and read up on it. The name is an old urban legend that may pre date Internet lore.
Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
How odd you think that. She was on my roll call for a term. I am not going to tell you which school, as doxing a student is wrong, so I guess Elle is going to have to remain a myth for you.
PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Hazmat is such a badass name.
MalditoBarbudo@programming.dev 11 months ago
There is a professional ski athlete, Canadian I think, called Nullmeyer, I always think of “little bobby tables” when I see her, but seems like ski tv and databases were made by people that sanitize the inputs
paholg@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You’d think that, but they aren’t. www.wired.com/2015/11/null/
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
A classic
LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That reminds me of the guy that added code next to his license plate and would crash traffic cameras that way.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Is this the dude in California that got “null” as a license plate and ended up getting all the fines for which California couldn’t determine whose car it was that ran the red light?
LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, it’s this one: hackaday.com/…/sql-injection-fools-speed-traps-an…
But the NULL is pretty smart. You get all the tickets but then it’s harder for them to find your actual tickets among all those invalid ones. So you could probably contest them all easily.