Wars used to be much more based and cool.

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• papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Ok, we initially marched here to annex your city and raze your buildings to the ground. Our army was fuckin massive. BUT, during our month and a half long walk here, half us got sick, a quarter of us starved, and those of us left are barely strong enough to stand. Look, we left our weapons out by the creek, will ya let us in and just tell our king we died?”

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