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Keep a bottle with a big opening in your car at all times for emergencies. Trust me.
Submitted 1 year ago by crossfadedragon@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Keep a bottle with a big opening in your car at all times for emergencies. Trust me.
What if i piss myself because of a leak?
(Something like John Wick/Matrix 5 or something like that).
This is incoherent so I’ll just tell the story of an English girl I once knew here in the US. She had quite the accent. I asked her what kind of music she liked and she said this word “GARE-idge” which I asked her to repeat several times because I didn’t recognize it. She was saying “garage.” Feeling quit the idiot I asked her if she liked dancing. She said “only when I’m pissed.” And I thought “only when she’s angry, wtf?”
It did not work out between us.
HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Why are you pissed when taking a leak?
crossfadedragon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It was a joke, but i messed up the wording a little.
It’d make more sense if I said “if you have taken”.
Either way, the joke didn’t land. my bad.