Safety First

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• KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Friday the 13th part 65: Jason the Ultimate Cockblocker

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  • DrMango@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sure he kills a few sexed up teens, but have you ever noticed how often he kills people after they poop? It’s like at least 2 in every movie, and they never have time to wipe!

    Jason is the dirty butt killer

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  • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t think he intends to use the machete to block his cock

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• NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What a responsible young man I hope nothing bad happens after he shows up.

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• The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The best form of contraceptive is a man in a ski mask with a knife

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• Maultasche@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But it’s Saturday the 14th so Jason is one day late.

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  • Depress_Mode@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, those kids aren’t even at the camp anymore, they all went out for a morning-after pill.

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• sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not all heros wear capes.

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• dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He is MPAA personified.

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