The most remembered lesson from elementary school may very well be "Don't run with scissors!"

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• tchotchony@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not in the curriculum, though a sister of a classmate actually fell while running with scissors. Permanently blind in one eye, and a lozenge as pupil. Indeed not something you forget easily.

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• STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  well my kindergarten teacher helped teach me how to read, that one was pretty significant

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• Shadow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Stop, drop and roll.

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• bleistift2@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m glad no-one ever said anything about kitchen knives.

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• wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Tell that to Running with scissors

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  • TurboDiesel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s also a (highly disturbing) memoir!

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    • spongebue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And a great album by Weird Al!

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