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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Captain our 6,785,000 octillion data storage units are completely filled with pornography and none of the crew want to delete any of their files. The main computer is showing signs of shutting down due to the lack of storage.

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  • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Geordi: Ensogn Barkley used a recursive algorithm to generate holoporn again, we have to purge primary and secondary systems

    Riker: can that wait until Tuesday?

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    • JWBananas@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Riker: can that wait until Tuesday? If anyone needs me I’ll be on Holoseck 4.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would love to watch an episode dealing with in board porn storage and how it is crippling the functioning of the ship.

      USS Enterprise goes adrift in deep space because their computer shuts down due to lack of data storage. Captain Picard and his crew have to figure out how to restart their engines to save themselves … and save their porn.

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  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    TFW when 90% of it belongs to Geordi and Reg.

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  • teft@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They use quads for data storage in Trek. So gigaquads teraquads petaquads.

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• GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hot Andorian milfs in my sector?

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• latca@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Though in a universe with shape shifters, creatures that implant themselves in brains and not to mention telepathy I don’t blame them for being suspicious and investigating any sign of irregular behavior.

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• WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Does it… have antenna?
  Cuz, well you know.

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• uralsolo@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I feel like the holodeck probably has a “private browsing” mode. It would be like the first thing they implemented.

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