Sharks Are Testing Positive For Cocaine And Caffeine in The Bahamas

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• Concave1142@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now we need a Cocaine Shark movie like we had Cocaine Bear!

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  • GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The “Cocaine __” franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!

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    • floofloof@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I would watch Crack Hamster.

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• TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  sad. poor things.

  “The research team analyzed blood samples from 85 sharks captured around Eleuthera, one of the most remote islands in the Bahamas. Of those sharks, 28 had drugs of some description in their system.”

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• MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  These sharks know how to have a good time!

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hell yeah brother

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We need another Jaws movie with this premise.

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• krispyavuz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Coming up: Jaws - The Stuff

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