sad. poor things.
“The research team analyzed blood samples from 85 sharks captured around Eleuthera, one of the most remote islands in the Bahamas. Of those sharks, 28 had drugs of some description in their system.”
Sharks Are Testing Positive For Cocaine And Caffeine in The Bahamas
Submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@europe.pub to science@mander.xyz
https://www.sciencealert.com/sharks-are-testing-positive-for-cocaine-and-caffeine-in-the-bahamas
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TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
These sharks know how to have a good time!
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hell yeah brother
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 months ago We need another Jaws movie with this premise.
krispyavuz@lemmy.world 2 months ago Coming up: Jaws - The Stuff
Concave1142@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now we need a Cocaine Shark movie like we had Cocaine Bear!
GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
The “Cocaine __” franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!
floofloof@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I would watch Crack Hamster.