I put Haskell as last language on my CV, despite it being the language I’m most comfortable with and genuinely like, just because I don’t want to be “that” guy
I know 69 languages
Submitted 1 year ago by glowie@infosec.pub to programmer_humor@programming.dev
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gentooer@programming.dev 1 year ago
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I did my bachelor thesis in Haskell. Never used it again. Hopefully never will. Still on my CV.
gentooer@programming.dev 1 year ago
We fight on the same team. That’s what’s the most important
WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 1 year ago
You know 69 “Programming Languages”
I know 69 Real Languages
We are not the same
/s
JonnyRobbie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Our hr recently sent us a list of people who were interested in a position we requested. So on behalf of all of us: fuck you with a thorny stick.
mspencer712@programming.dev 1 year ago
When I last had to job hunt (2016) - I just jinxed it didn’t I? - I was complimented by interviewers for separately listing “Classroom experience” and “Professional experience”
I think you get a lot of points for a resume that says “I may or may not be the best fit for you, and that’s ok. Here’s accurate information, so you can make that determination for yourself. I trust you.”
demlet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nice.
DJDarren@beehaw.org 1 year ago
Nice.
johnnybravo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I know 303 🤪
Cralex@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Hello World
BuzzCola@beehaw.org 1 year ago
Make sure you are including basic, qbasic ,quick basic, ti-basic, visual basic, and visual basic for applications. You gotta pump those numbers up
jadero@programming.dev 1 year ago
Now that you mention it, I might have used as many different basics as all other languages combined.
In addition to those you listed, I’ve used VIC basic, Apple Basic, Pick Basic, Z-Basic (that one was nice, with a cross platform compiler and device independent graphics) and I bet there are a couple I’ve forgotten about.