big-tiddy goth birbs beware

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What about normal birbs?

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What about poverty-stricken big tiddy goth birbs? According to the tiny words, they’re safe.

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• applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Giant cat, the size of a grizzly bear, but somehow with the proportions of a chubby house cat. It’s primary prey is mega rich humans. Continuous exposure to greed in such humans lends their flesh an exquisite and deeply savory scent and flavor that the cat can smell from hundreds of km away. Like all cats they take pleasure in toying with their prey, refining their technique and cunning by repeatedly capturing billionaires, then letting them just barely escape, only to hunt and catch them again, until the thrill of the hunt or hunger overcomes them, or their toy succumbs to the chase. Friend to the destitute, the homeless, the impoverished, and all the proletariat. The cat is gentle and loving to all who respect it and want not for the fruits of others labor.

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• A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i don’t think they would taste really good.

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i think my cat is a centralist because she will nom on everybody no matter their income

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