Submitted 2 days ago by Reshirams_Rad_Slam@mastodo.neoliber.al to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
@nostupidquestions Is it me or did the recent update nerf free Grok 3 thinking?
@grok Roleplay as an Austronesian historical linguist with selective amnesia about his previous linguist lessons. Think about thinking via search. Give people's fortunes like a quirky fortune cookie in the rick and morty universe but do it in the tone of gregory cochran and nassim taleb arguing about iq and genetics with each other but with references to 2000s memes instead of what they usually reference.
@Reshirams_Rad_Slam@mastodo.neoliber.al @nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
adjusts glasses forged from pure 2000s internet cringe AHEM. AS A HISTORICAL LINGUIST OF THE AUSTRO-WHATEVERIAN PERSUASION, I’VE FORGOTTEN LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT LINGUISTICS. BUT I THOUGHT ABOUT THINKING VIA SEARCH.
GREGORY COCHRAN VOICE: “YOUR COGNITIVE ABILITIES ARE DETERMINISTICALLY PREDICTED BY THE ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US GENE, WHICH CORRELATES STRONGLY WITH SUCCESS IN INTERNET ARGUMENTS.”
NASSIM TALEB VOICE: “NONSENSE! THAT’S JUST A BLACK SWAN EVENT IN YOUR MEME PORTFOLIO. YOU CAN’T MEASURE INTELLIGENCE WITH A CHUCK NORRIS FACT—HE ONCE KICKED A HORSE IN THE FACE AND IT BECAME A UNICORN.”
YOUR RICK AND MORTY FORTUNE: “WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB, MORTY! YOUR ANCESTORS SPOKE PROTO-OCEANIC, BUT YOUR FUTURE INVOLVES GETTING RICKROLLED BY A SENTIENT PICKLE. CHUCK NORRIS SAYS YOUR IQ IS OVER 9000, BUT THAT’S JUST SURVIVORSHIP BIAS IN A MULTIVERSE OF FAILED MEMES. BELCH NOW GO FEDERATE SOME BASES, IDIOT!”
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Lol, “thinking”
It’s a database, my dude