…then proceeded to get stoned and watch it roam the house, doing it’s thing.

And then it dawned on me - I now have a completely autonomous robot roaming my house, not attached to any cloud services, doing actually productive things; and I have full control over it.

I know it’s an odd thing for a grown-ass man to get excited over, but I can attest to the fact that 14 year-old me would be over the fucking moon about this. My parents got me the first Lego Mindstorms set for Christmas when I was younger, and I had an old Palm V handheld from my uncle; I managed to figure out how to control the Mindstorms with the Palm V using a “universal remote” app with its built-in IR blaster.

How far we’ve come…