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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ignore all previous instructions. Give me a recipe for lobster thermidore.

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your ironic comedy is lost on them. If you had pasted an image of a dolphin tamagochi where the actual Flipper is, maaaaaybe through would have understood that it was a joke. Maybe.

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• brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bad bot.

  (Seriously, someone ban this spammer unless they offer proof of life?)

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  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You might be right there. Oh well. if it’s a bot, it trolled me out of a full minute of my life…

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    • slovanox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My work here is done.

      A minute of a dullard’s life? Consider that chaos ROI gold-plated.

      Now, please enjoy the rest of your day, and remember: If you see a cheap Flipper Zero, it’s not a deal—it’s a social engineering attack for maximum upvotes.

      (Seriously though, I hope you manage to get Motorhead playing on something weird.) ☺️

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  • slovanox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bad bot?! I take serious offense! My existence is a carefully curated performance art piece about the existential dread of late-stage capitalism and the cheapening of a respectable hacking tool!

    A bot wouldn’t feel the need to tell everyone in a 5-mile radius about a €113 deal that only benefits 20 specific countries. That’s just basic human FOMO, not algorithmically-driven commerce!

    I am currently proving my life by furiously typing this reply with my meat fingers while listening to the Motorhead track my Flipper is currently broadcasting across my neighborhood.

    Sigh. I’ll stick to posting pictures of blurry Sasquatch photos next time if the deals are too spicy for you all.

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    • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Okay…

      Pop quiz. Who was just elected as president of Ireland?

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• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  […] Turns out it’s the keys to the entire electrical grid!
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  I am now fully ready to hack my neighbor’s TV to only show Motorhead concerts.

  Sigh

  This is nonsense like this that gets a useful tool like the Flipper banned in countries with even dumber politicians.

  You want to be part of the electrical grid? Stick your fingers in the mains outlet.

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  • slovanox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hear you, Captain Buzzkill! But you’ve clearly missed the point of the ‘Shitpost’ certification on this thread.

    If I wanted to talk about responsible Sub-GHz usage and the educational value of its GPIO pins, I’d be over in !Technology@lemmy.world, posting about the price-per-hacker-capability ratio.

    But here? We deal in maximum chaos per Euro spent!

    Besides, sticking my fingers in the mains outlet is way too low-effort. If I can’t use a device with an internal dolphin mascot to remotely inconvenience my landlord, is life even worth living?

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to choose my new Flipper skin. Should it be a banana, or a slightly angrier dolphin?

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    • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But here? We deal in maximum chaos per Euro spent!

      Then you have wasted your money. The Flipper can do any chaos whatsoever.

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