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• NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who had to eat the biscuit?

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• ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stupid sexy pipes

  cartoon still of Homer Simpson thinking about Ned Flanders in ski gear

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As a trades guy, still unzip

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• Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  20$ says you get reported for not tagging this post NSFW.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My dick says otherwise and that’s all that matters

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Totally expected it to be 2 hot dogs

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• tjsauce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Those words would be an interesting tattoo

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