We flinch when a fist is coming towards us. Imagine the immediate instinctual response you would have evolved to seeing your butt come out of your butt
I certainly don’t flinch when I see a fist coming towards my butt
If the butthole had evolved in a place you could see, hemorrhoids wouldn't exist
Submitted 1 day ago by DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Chozo@fedia.io 1 day ago
I didn't flinch, but I do bite down on the pillow.
200ok@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I haven’t truly laughed out loud at a comment in a while. Thank you.
MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 day ago
people still have gross teeth now and you can see those …
Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 hours ago
Reflections have existed, presumably, longer than humans and I don’t know abiut you, but I can use a reflection to see my butthole and I still sometimes get hemorrhoids. 🤷♂️
slakje@piefed.social 1 day ago
Hemorrhoids are caused by excessive pressure in the veins around the anus and not because they just like to come out when you’re not looking lol.
Besides, people walk around with all kinds of visible swelling/irritations on other body parts all the time when they can’t immediately treat them.
BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Maybe OP is describing a prolasped rectum, where some intestine is pushed out, rather than a hemorrhoid like you describe.