Technically, you could die and be recovered. I'm not sure why they'd want to know about something so specific, though.
If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.
Submitted 10 months ago by Lt_Worf@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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style99@kbin.social 10 months ago
Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Who wouldn’t want to know? They probably invite all the people that say yes to a party and serve beer and popcorn and have everyone tell their stories. That’s what I would do.
HR_Pufnstuf@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes, actually. A few times, no joke. I just had the quick help of those around me to make sure I didn’t stay dead.
Blamemeta@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Its to catch people who are just clicking yes on everything.
Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There’s an ongoing medical study I’ve been participating in for the last several years. Each year, the questionnaire asks all kinds of crazy questions like if I’ve ever died or ever been shot in the head, among others. If one is actually unsure, perhaps the answer is actually “yes” lol
sebinspace@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve been involved in an accident that resulted in my living, does that count?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I got better…
Akuma@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Answer “no”. Next question: “would you like to have one?”
LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I can only wish
NeverDaunted@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ensuring no ghosts are taking their surveys.
Decoy321@lemmy.world 10 months ago
… No?
KbinItTogether@kbin.social 10 months ago
I once accidentally thought a girl in my class put her hand up for a high-five but was very confused when I put my hand up to give her one. I died on the inside. It was death by cringe I tell you.
Lt_Worf@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I say count it
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Yeeeeerrrrrrrrrr OUTTAHERE!