Submitted 3 days ago by Pro@programming.dev to technology@lemmy.world
Police believe live facial recognition cameras may become “commonplace” in England and Wales, according to internal documents, with the number of faces scanned having doubled to nearly 5m in the last year.
I’m immune compromised. I wear an N95 mask whenever I go out. Sometimes to change things up, I’ll draw a smiley (or other) mouth on it with felt tip markers. Just need to work out how to disguise everything about the mask in a way that doesn’t look like a deliberate disguise.
Drink 1 shot if they ban face coverings because of this.
Drink 2 if they somehow link it to hijabs and burqas in a skewed bid to “win back Reform voters”.
Down your drink if they fuck up and do it around the time of the next pandemic.
Time for assassin’s creed hoods.
Perhaps balaclavas will become common place in response, at least in public places.
Definitely don’t want to be painting my face every day 😜
Hoodie, snoo type thing, and an electric bike are standard uniform at this point.
Get cosmetic surgery to look like the prime minister. Do crime.
Get some Trump/Vance masks?
WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
every police officer in the UK should shove up their cameras into their asses. literal china developing over there for quite a few years now.