Literature for dirty people

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• Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Her broom looks like an Infinity gauntlet.

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  • Vengefu1Tuna@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Linda is more powerful than you could ever imagine.

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  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    First she dusts you, then she sweeps and trashes you. Just another day restoring the balance.

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• VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Did she scalp Marge Simpson for that feather duster?

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• Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t want to talk dirty with you, lady. Go away.

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    The chrome off a trailer hitch

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• argh_another_username@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you like double entendres, you’ll love @lyndsaydotw on Instagram. She reads children books that are not exactly for children. Some are stupidly funny.

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