“People only come to polling booths because they know they’ll be rewarded with a sausage, which is also the only reason they come to Bunnings. So it’s a natural fit"
“SSM” 😂
[Satire] Bunnings announces hostile takeover bid for all 8,000 polling booths to regain control of sausage sizzle market
Submitted 1 week ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to australia@aussie.zone
Nath@aussie.zone 1 week ago
For reals though: you wouldn’t want to be the community group that gets a Bunnings slot on an election date. It would decimate your sales as everyone already had their sausage. People buying a second at Bunnings would not be the norm.