10s they gave us stupid cloud systems, car with no physical buttons and oligarchs. Fuck them.
I won't connect my dishwasher to your stupid cloud | Jeff Geerling
Submitted 2 months ago by RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2025/i-wont-connect-my-dishwasher-your-stupid-cloud
Comments
PotatoLibre@feddit.it 2 months ago
CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m glad my appliances are all dumb
Buelldozer@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Jeff runs a Home Assistant setup which means he really should have known better. All of the major appliance companies are doing this and it started years ago.
Emi@ani.social 2 months ago
Is it too much to ask for simple dumb appliances with as little electronics so that it’s repairable and easy to use?
Patrikvo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why is this lemon asking not be squeezed? - Pretty much every corporations
AlexTheNotSoGreat@feddit.org 2 months ago
It might sound weird but my dishwasher is the only appliance which I think was worth putting on the internet for me. Dont’ get me wrong, the functions need to work regardless of Wifi or not! I really like the notifications I get from my dishwasher. It sends when it is done or needs some maintenance.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
It’s all just to analyze the use of the options
…with the eventual intent of selling a subscription for the valuable features.
Buy a top of the line Bosch dishwasher for only $200. And pay $15.00 for the rest of its life to be able to use anything more than the “eco-quick” wash which doesn’t clean anything because it only has one wash and one rinse cycle.
Saarth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would assume Bosch knows how blatant paywalling features looks and will backfire just like it did for BMW.
I am guessing Bosch wants to create a Bosch ecosystem where you can control all your home appliances with a single app. This is what PC OEMs did with RGB software. It’s not really for surveillance although they do use it to push ads/premium features. The main intent is to lock you into their ecosystem and then you only buy products from them. Samsung & Apple do this are well known for this, and that’s what they’re emulating.