We have an FBXL Social exclusive: anonymous sources familiar with Trump's thinking have confirmed that contrary to prior reports that he would be removing trans people from the military, he will be implementing a draft so all trans individuals will be forced into the military. From there he's going to send them all to Thailand to protect the strategic ladyboy reserve from attacks by the Chinese, whose reserve of this essential resource are significantly depleted after the COVID-19 pandemic in 2020 in which they made significant use of those reserves in their fight against the global pandemic of unknown origins.
In order to facilitate this, Trump would utilize the selective service registry to find all the trans women who signed up at 18 as males, and to use the FBI to find and charge the trans men for failing to register on the selective service registry but will give sweetheart plea deals to drop all charges if they complete their service honorably. He reportedly said of the trans men caught in this scheme: "Your body my choice, boys! You should have known males need to apply after 18." (Experts we spoke to agree trans men are not legally required to or allowed to sign up for selective service)
We contacted trans rights organizations about this new development, and they expressed deep confusion at the matter, which admittedly was on-brand.
We also contacted Trump's transition team, and the spokeswoman said "What were you smoking when you came up with all this? Just from the loss of all our domestic Linux sysadmins alone such a plan would be catastrophic.". This damning non-denial gives strong support to our source's claims.
This has been an FBXL Social exclusive report. No, it's inappropriate to reveal our sources.
(It's actually the janitor at the FBXL office, who read a statement I prepared for him to read. But don't tell anyone. That's the source.)