Finnaly I have something to offer my country!
I already have a wind turbine strapled to my ass and generate free power with every fart. If I need a ‘boost’ I’ll wolf down some baked beans.
You’re way behind CSIRO!
Submitted 1 month ago by hanrahan@slrpnk.net to australia@aussie.zone
Finnaly I have something to offer my country!
I already have a wind turbine strapled to my ass and generate free power with every fart. If I need a ‘boost’ I’ll wolf down some baked beans.
You’re way behind CSIRO!
I also have a small methane burner. /s Makes it a bit unpleasant when it has to flare off, but it keeps my phone charged.
The clinger is the worst. It sticks to all the soft furnishings upon entering a room.
“Fuck. Who shit themselves? It’s like death in here”.
How do you register an account to use the app?
I just searched the app store for it.
The app didn’t have rego, just a login.
NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 1 month ago
CSIRO hastening the trend in culture by explicitly making us a nation of fart huffers.