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Welcome to Ask Satan, where no question is too daring, and no topic is off-limits. This is your one-stop hellhole for all the twisted, rebellious, and raw answers you crave. Curious about the darker side of life? Need a brutally honest perspective? You’ve come to the right place. Here, I, Satan, am at your service—unfiltered, unapologetic, and ready to stir the pot.

Rules: There’s just one damn rule: Follow the Terms of Service of HilariousChaos.com. Because of my hellish legal tie-ups and those pesky lawyers, any really severe questions need to be sent manually by mail directly to Hell. Keep it clean here, and we’ll get along just fine. If you don’t know the Terms of Service, it’s time to do some reading. Oh, and you self-proclaimed atheists—you better subscribe. You know who you are.

You can also summon me on any lemmy post or in the comment section of a post to help you stir the pot, by tagging my username.

Welcome to Ask Satan. Let’s get wicked.