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• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.

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• ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.

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• LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Saddam Hussein

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• Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TFW the can has sharp edges.

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• pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Vampire soda, step 1 and 2

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  SODA!!! =D

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• culpritus@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  JesuSoda has the everlasting refreshing taste of the blood of the Son of God that washes away the aftertaste of sin. Enjoy the blessing of Christ from our can to your lips!

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• buh@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All I wanted was a Pepsi

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• librejoe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How Marxists pray to satan.

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• meanmon13@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.

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