Lambert: “Hurry up Keira, or we’ll never get to town before the Nightwraiths come out!”
Keira: “Well maybe if we took the actual ROAD and not walked through this field I wouldn’t have stepped in a massive cow pie!”
Lambert: “Uh, Keira? That’s way too big to be made by a cow…”
roar of a nearby Chort
Keira and Lambert look at each other
in unison, “RUUUUUN!”
teft@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You should go write for CDPR. I’m already invested in this storyline.