Please don’t tell people about my 13" penis!
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wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Bumble: sorry what did you say? I can’t hear you I have a banana made of money in my ear!
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 months ago
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Well now I’ve got the banana song stuck in my head… (from memory so if I got any wrong, too bad)
Charlie, you look so down, with your big sad eyes and your big fat frown, the world doesn’t have to be so gray.
Charlie, when your life’s a mess; when you’re feeling blue, always in distress, I know what will wash your sad away.
All you have to do is put a banana in your ear, you will never be happy if you live your life in fear.
It’s true, so true, when it’s in the world is bright and clear, the bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers, so go and stick a banana in your ear!