• 20 years ago he was no one.

• 15 years ago he promises people cars that drives themselves, other magical toys. Never builds them. People agree he is a visionary inventor

• 10 years ago starts talking about living on Mars. Gets into argument with astrophysicists. Now widely considered an expert on space, thanks to media. Remains wildly unqualified to even speak on the matter.

• 5 years ago - now he’s an AI expert and people want to know his views on the future of humanity. starts chirping on politics. Now having direct conversations with government ministers about political ideologies.

He Plays people like a fiddle. Not seen anyone this skilled at peddling tripe since Jesus.

When he’s Earth President, don’t say no one told his method.