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harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month agoIf there’s one thing I’ve learned from Star Wars, it’s that evil empires generally don’t put much emphasis on workplace safety. Good handrails and such cost money that could be used for superweapons and cool outfits for your bodyguards.
radivojevic@discuss.online 1 month ago
The problem is, Russia doesn’t have cool outfits or super weapons!
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That’s why they’re failing as an evil empire. Putin has driven away every good fashion and weapon designer.
radivojevic@discuss.online 1 month ago
They need to hit up Hugo Boss.