Comment on I'm terrified of the Netherlands now
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 months agoTIL that Mormons are the just normal Americans that grew too tall and were driven insane by the altitude.
“So why aren’t Dutch people all Mormon?”, you might ask. Simple: cannabis and women with full legal control to do or not do what they want with their bodies are excellent inoculations against Mormonism.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Can I join LDS so I can also be inoculated?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m afraid you’ve gotten the order wrong. If you ask nicely by way of completing the necessary paperwork, you can visit the Netherlands for the inoculation, though!