That sounds even worse imo, like Vulcanus wanting to make a little trolling against the poor fellow’s legacy. 😬
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BoneheadBruin@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Scientists ruined the fun by finding the real truth: He died of asphyxiation. Then he got hit by the rock.
auster@thebrainbin.org@thebrainbin.org 3 weeks ago papalonian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fr, the only thing worse/ goofier than dying, then getting crushed by a big boulder, would be dying, getting crushed by a boulder, and then a boulder much larger than the first one comes along and crushes the other boulder too.
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I can see this in my head. You should write for looney toons.
thefluffiest@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
.. and fuck you in particular