Comment on Or Germans on the Ryanair flight from Frankfurt Hahn to Mallorca

BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• ElmarsonTheThird@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  Contains overdramatization and slight exaggerations

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  Cheapest flights possible to the cheapest “vacation” island possible. Vacation as in

  • drinking until you can’t even pronounce "hi"
  • habitual disturbance of locals and other guests
  • being fleeced by club owners and everyone else because you have “tourist” stamped on your forehead
  • sleeping off the night by the pool and pre-game from midday to evening
  • only eating (and drinking) the same stuff as at home, because fuck other cultures who don’t know how to make a kebab/Schnitzel/…
  • coming back after 10 days of daze, hangovers and (optional) all-inclusive buffets

  Did I forget something?

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  • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I saw this documentary like 20 years ago about a camping spot on Mallorca or around Mallorca. It was just for german tourists, they had little supermarket with only german goods, every employee there spoke or was german. It was absolutely bizzare to me. Most people they interviewed never left the camping place. Everyone they asked why they like it so much there was that it’s just like home. Motherfucker stay at home, what are you doing?

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    • ElmarsonTheThird@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I know the type. It’s probably a more aged variant or evolution ot the more party-prone stereotypes.

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• Nfamwap@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One is a colossal shit hole. The other is a colossal shit hole in the sun.

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