Serious answer: the plural of “moose” is “moose,” not “mooses.”
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AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 months agoAre the mooses swimming in the pool a good thing or a bad thing? Or maybe just a weird thing?
samus12345@lemmy.world 4 months ago
jeff@programming.dev 4 months ago
The plural of moose is meese.
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Moose@moose.best 4 months ago
A majestic flock of meese sounds better that just moose. How many moose? 1, 5, 20? You just don’t know. I’m currently in contact with my MP to resolve this issue, this is very important to me.
jeff@programming.dev 4 months ago
Wow, I didn’t expect an expert to chime in.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Hang on, there’s an entire moose Lemmy instance?
lewdian69@lemmy.world 4 months ago
A møøse once bit my sister. No realli!
samus12345@lemmy.world 4 months ago
She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
HomerianSymphony@lemmy.world 4 months ago
[deleted]HomerianSymphony@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oh, nevermind, I see everyone already made that joke.
odium@programming.dev 4 months ago
Musi
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Moose doesn’t have a “U”
odium@programming.dev 4 months ago
Sounds close enough
Mossheart@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
If goose are geese, moose must be meese.