I'm glad I don't identify with whatever oop considers a culture.
It sounds like that culture spends too much time discussing pointless shit.

I really enjoyed my morning crap, I'm quite glad it ended when it did.
Anyone who calls it a failure is to be exiled.
If i were allowed into (or applied to join) a culture involving others, that's what we'd be talking about.

Apparently something about the history of the greeting "Ca va?"
might have something to do with with "how is your poo doing?"