God fucking damnit, I hate Wall Street.

We sold fewer cars than expected, lost money, revealed that even though we’re making 1000 Cybertrucks a week we’ve only sold 4000 of them and had to recall every single one because we fucking glued the foot pad onto the accelerator pedal, and had our lying sack of shit’s CEO’s compensation nerfed by a judge so in response we’re gonna fire 6000 people.

Line go up.