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june@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Backflip.
I imagine that means my body won’t hurt and I’ll have the athleticism to do a few backflips until I’ve done them. If I don’t do them, then my body is just suddenly healthy and pain free.
At 40, I’ll take that shit.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
No, that’s literally the only exercise you can do. Your body is absolutely optimizer to do 3 backflips and nothing else.
june@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Why would I exercise?
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
To be able to pick up a cup of coffee.
june@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Absurd