Comment on Getting old sucks

4am@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes. It does, boomer. Women can be rizzlers as well with their massive gyatts. A rizzler with a massive gyatt can rizz many men.

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I get the sense that you compensate for lack of gyatt by having rizz, but I suppose it can go either way. The thicc just ain’t quicc.

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So I should ask the doctor for quicc if I think I have rizz? Does thicc heal up the gyatt? And do both come as ointments? It’s like having clapback all over again.

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      • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        "Ask your doctor if Rizz is right for you. Side effects include increased gyatt and skibidi toilet, fr fr no cap."

        • Pharma Ads when Gen alpha hits 65.

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  • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can someone please translate this into boomer?

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    • saigot@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Rizz = charisma = good flirting. A rizzler is a person who flirts well.

      Gyat = Girl Your Ass is Thick. And is also used as an exclamation upon seeing a thick ass and a term for a thick ass in general.

      So rizzler gyat is a flirtatious girl with a thick ass.

      Also of note “sticking out your gyat for the rizzler” is the song that blew up those words would mean “sticking out your butt for the charismatic guy”

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    • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Attractive person’s ass

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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And he saith unto them, Come ye after me, and I will make you rizzlers of men.

    Skibidi 6:9

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